The Onion reports that Google has announced their latest project “Google Purge.” This project is their latest step in organizing the world’s information and destroying all the information they are unable to index.
As a part of Purge’s first phase, executives will destroy all copyrighted materials that cannot be searched by Google.
“A year ago, Google offered to scan every book on the planet for its Google Print project. Now, they are promising to burn the rest,” John Battelle wrote in his widely read “Searchblog.” “Thanks to Google Purge, you’ll never have to worry that your search has missed some obscure book, because that book will no longer exist. And the same goes for movies, art, and music.”