Woman upset by theater mix-up

Was time to go read Lark News again and ran across two articles that were too good to pass up.

Woman upset by theater mix-up

Maria Holsapple thought she was attending performances at the local community theater, but after twelve weeks, she was angered to learn she had been attending Oak Grove Center, a 3,000-member church.
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“The pastor quoted Jesus, but he quoted Socrates, too, and Britney Spears,” she says. “How was I to know?”

2nd Place went to:
Rapture takes two

The Rapture occurred March 31, 2005, at 9:43 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time and took both people on the planet whose theology was exactly correct.
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In a surprise, Tim LaHaye says he was “slightly wrong on the subject of the Beast,” and was left behind.